ARE HOAXES
Religion contends that God has set up laws of nature. At certain times, he will do things such as make a dead man live that seem to go against these laws. Why the change? Because he wants to use the event to say something religiously significant. In other words he uses miracle as a sign that he exists and as a teaching tool. These events are called miracle. The distinction between miracle and magic is arbitrary. When God turns a prince into a frog its a miracle. When a witch does it, it is magic.
All miracles are silly beyond imagination.
If you said your teddy bear came to life and sang, La Isla Bonita, nobody
would believe you no matter how sane and trustworthy you are. The reason they don’t believe you is
because they find it easier to believe in visions of Jesus and miracles of
healing. You would get a better
hearing if you experienced and/or reported one of these miracles. So the believers just focus on the miracles
they want to hear about. This means
that people who have experienced bizarre miracles like talking teddies cannot
speak about them. The main message of
this book is that the visions and healings are every bit as outlandish for
several reasons as the talking teddy.
The believers have no right to be so discriminating. They don’t care about evidence at all and
whatever miracles happen do not happen for the purpose of being signs when
nobody seriously takes them as signs.
They have no right to assume that miracles like talking teddies don’t
happen for they believe in miracles.
Their selectiveness speaks of their dishonest arrogance.
If silly miracles happen that would mean that anything could be a silly
miracle. Perhaps the coffee you had
this morning was really whisky that your senses were fooled into taking for
coffee. But at the same time we could
only believe that we have been deceived by a miracle if we have reason to
believe that. A murderer who says a
demon pretending to be him killed the person is giving evidence but we know
people would say such things if silly miracles were accepted so that
overrides the evidence. We need more
than that. The evil thing about silly
miracles is that they reduce our trust in our environment. We would be a lot more sure of things if
these events never happened.
It will be asked at this point that if we say miracles are not really
miracles but simply just strange laws of nature briefly breaking out of their
restraint for a few minutes then what?
Well then our faith in nature is stronger than it would be if we
believe the laws are supernatural ones because we are saying it is freaks of
nature not miracles that are happening.
But that does not solve the murderer and the demon problem. If nature has freak laws then the murderer
could say it was some kind of double temporarily created by nature that
committed the crime. There is nothing
we can do about that except to hold that if events that seem like miracles
happen it is only right that they be covered up for our own sakes! They would be dangerous and opposed to our
well-being. So the more of them that
people speak about the worse it gets for us!
But we can be sure that when people say the supernatural does miracles
so that we have both freak natural laws and then supernatural laws to deal
with that the whole situation is worsened and is made more poisonous. In summary, it is better and therefore
kinder to believe that reported miracles are really natural freaks and that
supernatural miracles should not be even up for consideration for belief.
When miracles are so ridiculous they make us less sure that a person
found guilty of murder really did it for a demon or something could have
pretended to be him and did it and that is bad for the surer you are of
something so serious the better and the fairer it is to him. How can miracles be expressions of the love
of God when they do that?
Belief in silly secret miracles is dangerous for it says we should
neither trust or mistrust anything for we don’t know when they happen or how
much they happen. If silly known
miracles happen it is supposed that silly secret ones happen too. According to some objectors, “But silly
known miracles if validated only prove that it is likely for silly known ones
to happen. We know nothing about the
unknown ones and it seems we should not believe they happen for there is no
evidence that they do.” But you could
have a silly known miracle that you won’t see as a miracle until later. It would be mad to say that only secret
miracles that will be discovered happen for you only happen to discover and
so there could be ones that you will never discover. If they did not happen you would know if
the miracle was real the minute it happens without testing and
investigating. What would be the point
in a force doing crazy observable miracles and then not doing crazy hidden
ones? So miracles abolish the validity
of the evidence we take for granted in daily life. The objectors are assuming that something
can only be mistrusted when it is caught and that is terrible logic. Even Jesus himself said that if you can’t
trust a person in big things you can’t trust them in small things. The same goes for a force. The objectors would have us saying things
like, “That guy would steal the cross of a donkey’s back but since he does it
to everybody else that does not mean he would not do it to you so you should trust
him and employ him as your accountant.”
Assuming that silly secret miracles don’t happen is just
assuming. It’s no good for we are
trying to look at the problem of miracles and how they relate to evidence in
general logically which is the only way it should be looked at. We want to protect evidence so miracles
should be abandoned.
Nobody who believes in miracles and who is sincere and who has a little
logic ever says a miracle HAS happened for it would be better to say is that
a miracle HAS PROBABLY happened. The
reason is that there could be natural laws that do the miracles and these
laws have not been found yet. And
there are explanations for miracles, perhaps alien super-science or
something, that don’t need the supernatural.
You cannot ever prove a miracle so every miracle is a secret silly
miracle in the sense that you don’t know that it is a miracle. You don’t even know if it is probably a
miracle. Again, miracles abolish all
evidence.
If natural law can simulate miracles then does that not destroy the
reliability of evidence as much as a supernatural miracle does? For example, if alien super-science could
delude me all the time then that does as much harm as belief in a
supernatural power doing the same. The
aliens would mean that miracles can’t be real signs from Heaven as would
nature simulating miracles. The
problem shows that it is best to attribute miracles to magic tricks done the
earthly usual way and verified by liars for we know no magician on earth is
going to deceive us all the time. This
is not refusing to believe in miracles regardless of the strength of the
evidence for them. It is refusing to
believe in miracles so as to be able to believe in evidence.
If we are convinced that miracles do not happen then our faith in
natural law is safe. Some would say
that we can believe in miracles and in natural law for miracles can’t take
place unless there is a natural law to break and we cannot say a miracle
happened unless we know what natural law is.
But what if natural law is suspended all or a lot of the time by
miracles leaving us not knowing what natural law and therefore miracle
is? There would be no belief. And even if miracles happen seldomly the
result is that we have less faith in natural law and in science and in the
evidences of the senses than we should have.
It is better to be sure that fire burns than to be a bit less
sure. Miracles are the enemy for they
call on us to be less sure. Goodness
is being grounded in reality for evil is irrationality and insanity. Even if natural law is not suspended very
much we don’t know that and so we cannot believe in anything. We cannot believe in anything until we get
evidence – there is no belief without evidence - that the suspensions are
rare or infrequent but that evidence is beyond our reach. Miracles have to go. They make us less sure of things and make
us less attached to reality and sanity so they are always and invariably
EVIL!
Belief in miracles does not presuppose that we know what natural law is
for one or more natural laws that compose the law could be suspended by
miracle all the time. For example,
maybe the natural law is that egg cells can grow into babies by themselves
but this law has been suspended so the only law we have experience of is that
sperm is needed.
If we believe in miracles we have reason to believe that this is
happening or could be meaning we can believe in nothing and be just as unsure
about natural law as we are sure – neither believing in it or denying
it. We cannot even prove that miracles
are infrequent to say that natural law is probably intact most of the time
because we can’t know about every miracle that takes place.
The more miracles you believe in the less confidence you can have in
the senses and in natural law. A religion
like Pentecostalism or a person be it Christ or a Blessed Virgin vision that
says that miracles happen a lot all stop you from saying that you can be sure
that if you met John today that it really was John and not a miracle trick. It is certain that belief in a lot of
miracles and in a God who uses them discreetly to answer prayer all the time
undermines all evidence and without evidence there can be no belief even in
miracles! Too many miracles prevent
you psychologically and sincerely believing in miracles as manifestations of
the power and love of God too!
If we can believe that the things and laws around us are there though
it could be that we are hallucinating then some say “that we can still
believe in them if we admit miracles for miracles like hallucinations change
the course nature usually takes from our perspective.”
Nature can tell us when a hallucination has taken place but this does
not mean it can tell us when a miracle has happened enabling us to trust
nature the rest of the time. Therefore
these people should not be insisting that when we believe in nature despite
the fact we could be hallucinating miracles do not deaden our faith in nature
either for both hallucinations and miracles affect how we see natural
law.
If miracles deny that natural law is fixed and reliable then they deny
that there is evidence for anything.
They want to hold that a miracle does not refute all evidence for
natural law still exists and it tells us that a miracle has happened. But the problem is that nature can never
ever prove a miracle has happened and to say it does is to say you know every
single law of the universe. So belief
in hallucinations not undermining belief in nature does not mean that belief
in miracles does not do that either.
If their argument that nature is left intact even if miracles happen is
acceptable, then they are saying that there is no harm in believing in a
miracle that is badly verified for your faith in nature is still as strong as
ever. Nobody accepts this argument for
it implies that you should or can believe any miracle claim no matter how
preposterous it is if you want to. If
a miracle like the resurrection of Jesus which the Church says is a sensible
miracle to believe in can be considered to be true, then what harm could it
do to believe in a daft one? Not all
miracle believers can be expected to agree with the Church for people see
things differently. Yet the users of
the argument do not want to have all miracle beliefs made acceptable. They want to reject daft miracles like
leprechauns and their pots of gold appearing on Irish bogs. They cannot have their blessed cake and eat
it. Their argument is really a denial
that miracles are signs for it implies they can happen just for the sake of
happening. After all, anybody doing a
miracle and making no effort to ensure that it can be authenticated or
verified is only doing the miracle for the sake of doing a miracle – that is,
for nothing.
Miracles are so serious and strange that they must be believed only as
a last resort because the evidence forces you to believe. So says the Roman Church. Yet this is the Church that leaves the
bishop not the evidence or the investigation to decide if a miracle
happened! Oh the hypocrisy! Anyway, back to the last resort point. It implies that miracle claims are bad at
least until they are verified. We must
be reluctant to believe in them.
Miracles then must be evil.
They invite people to evil. In
that case, all the verifying in the world isn’t going to make them good or
entitle anybody to say they come from a good God.
This shows that unverified miracles could be evidence that we should be
gullible about miracles. Gullibility
and miracles make a bad combination and shows they hate normality, they hate
you believing that if you throw a stone up at the sky that it will come down.
Belief that hallucinations happen do not mean that miracles can happen
and so it cannot show that belief in miracles fails to annul all
evidence. You need absolute proof
before you can accuse a person of having hallucinated and you need far more
for miracles for hallucinations happen more easily and can be identified more
handily than miracles do or can. That
is a person’s sanity and reliability you are questioning. You need to believe in the stability of
natural law to believe in hallucinations but miracles are different for they
deny the stability and you need stronger evidence for them. Therefore belief in hallucinations and
accepting nature is not inconsistent with opposition to belief in miracles.
Suppose the resurrection of Jesus was a historical event. Then it follows then that when you say the
law of nature is that people do not come back from the dead you have to say
there have been at least one exception Jesus. So all
miraculous statements are in opposition to science which needs reality to be
stable to work out what is out there and what is happening for a scientist
cannot talk that way. Jesus weakens
the strength of the claim that people do not come back from the dead. Jesus makes it easier to believe a man who
claims to have been seen returning to life from the grave and who claims that
the New Testament teaches many satanic doctrines. Why?
Because if there is evidence that Jesus came back from the dead it, it
is evidence that this heretic may be a true prophet who rose to prove his
mission. By rising from the dead,
Jesus made it easier to destroy his work and for false religions to be
created. The fact is that we don’t
have a heretic prophet like this man does not mean anything for we could have
had one and there are many who are in the situation in which they can pull
off a hoax like that if they would just think of it. Joseph Smith, the three visionaries at
Extra-ordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If something is so outrageous you are justified in disbelieving it happened for a small reason. For example, if the evidence points to the local statue of Jesus committing murders you can disbelieve in this on the grounds that a flower in the statue's hand looks a bit too fresh if the statue is making secret excursions. It is reasonable to take this approach.
Miracle believers deny that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Murders happen and yet we demand a huge pile of evidence before jailing killers for murders are out of the ordinary. Miracles are more uncommon than murders and the same quantity of evidence would be no good for verifying them. Believers demand extraordinary evidence for extraordinary miracles they don’t like such as Buddha’s enlightenment but they don’t for the miracles that suit their religious preferences! The evidence they present is only an excuse. They would believe without it. Miracles invariably induce bigotry and dishonesty and blindness. Not very godly are they?
It is thought that those who disbelieve miracle reports and say that extraordinary evidence is needed for extraordinary claims are really saying, “An extraordinary claim like a miracle is one that we are already convinced isn’t true or cannot be true”. Not all of us are really saying that. What we are saying is, “If religion cannot provide extraordinary evidence for miracles, we will not say the miracle is false. It could still have been a real miracle. What we believe is that without the evidence we are not entitled or obligated to believe the miracle happened. But extraordinary claims do need to be justified by extraordinary evidence.” We might have other reasons for holding that miracles are impossible but we cannot use the reasoning they attribute to us to declare them impossible.
It is thought that those who disbelieve miracle reports and say that extraordinary evidence is needed for extraordinary claims are also really saying, “Extraordinary evidence is evidence we know you cannot produce.” The correct attitude is that, “If you can produce extraordinary evidence then I will believe in the miracle it proves.” And, “You may have extraordinary evidence and that entitles you to believe but it doesn’t obligate me to believe unless I see it too.”
None of these corrections affect the correctness of saying that extraordinary claims must be backed up by extraordinary evidence.”
Take the miracle of the Virgin
appearing to St Bernadette at
We all see that people die and stay dead. For those who disagree to say that Jesus didn’t stay dead, the burden of proof therefore is on them. It is up to them to prove the resurrection. (Because of the burden of proof they have to prove every miracle of Jesus and every other one they say happened individually.) They answer that the burden of proof is on those who deny the resurrection to disprove the resurrection! It is not. It can’t be on both sides. If one and one is usually two and somebody says there is an exception then the burden of proof is on that person. Not every miracle of Jesus can be proven believable or proven taken on its own so clearly Jesus violated the rule and didn’t understand it so we can consider his miracles to be superstitious legendary nonsense. If you assert that a miracle has happened then the burden of proof is on you no matter who else has proved it to themselves. To say, “I saw the Blessed Virgin in an apparition,” is just as serious as somebody saying, “My friend saw the Blessed Virgin in an apparition.” One is just as outrageous as the other. So the burden of proof is on the first to prove that he really sees the Virgin and separately on the second to prove that he or she is right to hold that the friend saw the Virgin. It is bigotry to believe in a miracle claim without proving it to yourself. It is not enough for the Church to prove it – you have to see the complete evidence and examine it for yourself. You stand alone in considering claims like that. If God wants us to believe in miracles then he must want us to go through all this! It is ridiculous to think that he does. A better belief is that miracles are mistakes or frauds and God had nothing to do with them. To say that a reported miracle by Jesus or anybody else may have happened or was possible is simply to say we should be gullible. Nobody teaches that one must verify miracles to oneself for it is such hard work and there are so many miracles reported.
If we say it is unlikely for a man to rise from the dead
the believers are forced to answer that we don’t know what is unlikely or
not. This answer shows the immorality
and wickedness of declaring miracles to have happened or possible. Why?
If we say that the dead are dead we have no right to say that if we
believe that people can come back from the dead for how do you in
The person who says they got a revelation from God that the world is to end next week and the person seeing the Blessed Virgin and getting a harmless message to repent from her, demand the same level of evidence. Why? Doesn’t the first person have a more important message than the second? Yes the content is more serious but that is not the point. The method by which both messages came is equal in that it is supernatural. The two messages equally need to be proved reliable and supernatural because they claim to be supernatural. The point is not the importance of the messages but the medium of the message – that is, how the message was given. The content messages can have no importance at all unless the supernatural nature of the message can be proven and the supernatural can be proven reliable. Think of it this way, we can’t listen to the world end message or the other one just because of what it says. The supernatural has to be proven to exist and be reliable before we can heed such a message. Therefore small miracles need to be treated as scientifically or sceptically as big ones.
If 1 plus 1 is 3 in a village in Spain that calls for as much attention and examination as 1 plus 1 being 3 in the whole of Europe would be. A miracle challenges the way things happen in the same way that that would challenge mathematics. For example, if 1 + 1 = 3 is true anywhere it is true everywhere. It’s a universal law. If somebody can instantly cure the incurable that means the diseases cured are no longer incurable and this becomes a universal law too.
Imagine that when two natural laws are brought together they result in a specific result that we will call result X. You could say that law 1 plus law 2 is equal to result X. If a miracle interferes with this then the two laws bring about a different result. It’s the same scenario as 1 and 1 = 2 being changed to 1 and 1 = 3. Believers say that this is wrong. Its law 1 plus law 2 plus miracle law 3 = a different result from X.
It’s a matter of worldwide concern when a miracle takes place – though the world wouldn’t be concerned it ought to be. The view that the bigger the miracle the greater the evidence is a mistake. True, you need almost unattainable evidence for a big miracle for its big but you are no better off with smaller ones. Why? The manifestation may differ but the nature of the event is the same, it defies what we know of nature. This evidence is so difficult and time-consuming to verify that clearly all believers in miracles are inferring that evidence isn’t so important and if so, then we should believe crackpots who claim revelations about the end of the world!
God programs us to be amazed and impressed by miracles. He makes the nerves and responses. So why can't he make us amazed at the miracle of the existence of the universe? Then he wouldn't need to change the way nature ordinarily works. It is mad to go to all that trouble. Miracles never convert anybody. Ever. It is our reaction to them that does that and God can tweak that instead of tweaking nature. Miracles always have the element of showing off and are beneath the dignity of God.
To believe in miracles as signs is evil and a thoughtless insult
against all who live on this planet and any God out there if there is
one. Miracles or supernatural events
are hopeless when it comes to searching for support for any dogma or system
in them.
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